Aug 292014

Holy Dysfunction Batman!

batman_and_robin_1966_action_figures_hot_toys_3That’s right, in the never ending catch-22, dystopian empire that the Liberation Theologists have wrought, right is wrong, wrong is right, black is white and of course up is down.

Like some Monty Python skit, circular logic has invaded every crack and crevasse of our lives like a living dead Parrot.

The president has advised everyone to prepare for disaster has he becomes a prepper.

The Department of Homeland inSecurity wants businesses to snitch on citizens that buy prepper materials.

Yes, we have no Bananas, you are a very tall short person. The food is now been cooked raw. Next, the police will arrest people for sober driving.

President Obama on Friday turned prepper, with a proclamation regarding National Preparedness Month that warned emergencies, “from hurricanes and wildfires to cyber and terrorist attacks, can strike anywhere at any time.” You’ll note that that sentence makes no sense. From can strike? – ed

In his proclamation, he said each household should have its own plan.

“Before emergencies occur, we must make sure we are ready to respond, and it is every American’s responsibility to be prepared. There are simple but important steps we can all take to ensure we know what to do and have what we need in the event of a crisis. National Preparedness Month is an opportunity to talk with our families, friends, and colleagues about the risks in our communities and to practice our responses in all the places we regularly visit.”

He said Americans “should be familiar with local threats and hazards and take steps to reduce their devastating impacts.”

“Families should assemble a disaster supplies kit well in advance and have a plan to reconnect after a tragedy,” the president said.

See the latest in supplies and strategies that will help you prepare for any emergency that may develop, in the WND Superstore’s “Home Front” section.

He said his administration has invested “billions of dollars” in disaster relief.

“We bolstered coordination with our local, state, tribal, and territorial partners to cut through red tape and kept our commitment to rebuild stronger and fully recover together. We are harnessing our nation’s innovative spirit to develop new tools and technologies that will empower survivors and better inform Americans before, during, and after an emergency.”

And he boasted of launching “America’s PrepareAthon!” to help with readiness.

“Through this initiative, communities across our country will participate in the second national day of action on September 30, providing Americans of all ages with resources and opportunities to increase their preparedness,” he said.

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Meanwhile in the secret Stasi 2.0 headquarters…..

As the video above illustrates, the LZ Army Navy Surplus store in Auburn, NY received a visit from a state trooper who put up a flyer in the window which encourages customers to call the New York State Terrorism Tips Line to report suspicious activity under the mantra of the “See Something, Say Something” campaign.

SAFE NYS is part of Safeguard New York, an NY State counterterrorism program that uses promotional material to encourage citizens to report people for engaging in “suspicious activity….which makes them stand out from others”.

An accompanying letter provided by the state trooper listed such “suspicious activity” as the purchase of MREs (Meals Ready to Eat), flashlights, weather proof ammunition, night vision equipment, match containers, or gas masks.

Given that the tips hotline is also similar in name to the ‘SAFE Act’, recently passed legislation which outlaws the ownership of high capacity magazines and certain semi-automatic weapons in New York, it could also be used to snitch on gun owners.

The owner of the surplus store said that when she saw the sign in the window she immediately tore it down because in her mind the program is merely a way for authorities to compile a list of preppers.

Last week, a report emerged concerning how FBI counterterrorism agents are visiting gun shops in South Carolina to investigate “suspicious purchases” made by people who talk about “big government”.

In 2012, we reported on how the FBI’s Communities Against Terrorism (CAT) program was instructing businesses that banal activities conducted by millions of Americans on a daily basis were potential indications of terrorist activity.

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United States raises terror level

Islamic terrorist groups are operating in the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juarez and planning to attack the United States with car bombs or other vehicle born improvised explosive devices (VBIED). High-level federal law enforcement, intelligence and other sources have confirmed to Judicial Watch that a warning bulletin for an imminent terrorist attack on the border has been issued.  Agents across a number of Homeland Security, Justice and Defense agencies have all been placed on alert and instructed to aggressively work all possible leads and sources concerning this imminent terrorist threat.

Specifically, Judicial Watch sources reveal that the militant group Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) is confirmed to now be operating in Juarez, a famously crime-infested narcotics hotbed situated across from El Paso, Texas. Violent crimes are so rampant in Juarez that the U.S. State Department has issued a number of travel warnings for anyone planning to go there. The last one was issued just a few days ago.

Intelligence officials have picked up radio talk and chatter indicating that the terrorist groups are going to “carry out an attack on the border,” according to one JW source.  “It’s coming very soon,” according to this high-level source.
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Italy raises terror level to extreme

“A new report claims that the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria is targeting Pope Francis — a report that the Vatican says is simply not true.

According to Il Tempo, Israeli sources reportedly told the Italian newspaper that the pope is ‘in the crosshairs of ISIS.’ The report stated that Francis is being targeted because he is ‘the greatest exponent of the Christian religions’ and the ‘bearer of false truth.’

The Vatican, though, denounced the report.

‘There is nothing serious to this,’ Father Federico Lombardi S.J., a Vatican spokesman, told Catholic News Agency. ‘There is no particular concern in the Vatican. This news has no foundation.’

The Catholic News Agency reports that Italy has issued a nationwide terror alert, despite no imminent threats or specifics about a potential attack on the country.

On Friday, Britain raised the terror threat level from substantial to severe, meaning that a terrorist attack is considered highly likely.”

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UK raises terror level to severe

The UK’s terror threat level has been raised from “substantial” to “severe” in response to conflicts in Iraq and Syria, Home Secretary Theresa May says.

The new alert level rates the risk of an attack on the UK “highly likely”, although Mrs May said there was no evidence to suggest one was “imminent”.

It is the second highest of five possible UK threat levels.

David Cameron promised new legislation would make it easier to take passports from those travelling abroad to fight.

The home secretary already has the power, under the Royal Prerogative, to withhold a passport if it is in the public interest to stop somebody travelling.

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ards1I’m sure you all saw or heard the president yesterday around 4 pm, Eastern as he gave us a “very serious” talk about Ukraine and ISIS (ISIL). Hopefully, he got a new red line marker. The last one didn’t work right or something. At least he didn’t use the popular “first I heard of it was on the news” line again.

Instead it was the “we don’t have a strategy” line. Too bad you fired every damn military member with any experience that could deal with this. Amazing how that works, huh?


ards2And that’s how I think we should refer to this stuff. ARDS. A Real Damn Shame. Pass it on. ARDS. Too bad you fired all the military people. ARDS. Too bad you let an invasion happen on the southern border. ARDS. Too bad about that Arab Spring deal. ARDS. Too bad about that Unaffordable Care Act deal. ARDS.

Maybe someone will start a new meme. Never mind, I’ll take care of it.

I think we need an Obama drinking game. If you have an idea for the Barack Insane Obama drinking game, use the “contact us” at the top of the site.

Leave it up to me, your faithful editor, to ruin your holiday.

Between several events that we have been watching – Southern border invasion, Ebola, Ukraine, ISIS (ISIL), Iceland volcano, Pacific cool cycle, Atlantic cool cycle, solar inactivity – we appear to be in a perfect storm of events. I think we can safely say that without much reservation we may have a situation that is very, very dangerous. Not bad, not raising the doom flag. Just dangerous.

Think about this. First, we know for a fact that diseases are being brought across the southern border. Second, we are now pretty darn sure that this winter will be equal if not worse than last winter judging by the activity of the sun, the Pacific and Atlantic cool down cycles. Mix in a shit ton of volcanic ash and it’s gonna get cold, baby.

And what happens in the winter? We all stay inside, all cooped up. And what else happens in the winter? It’s cold and flu season because we’re all cooped up.

Add an especially bad cold winter and the cold and flu season and a super special surprise visit by not one but TWO Ebola strains and it’s got the makings of a very, very bad situation.

Prediction: If this gets as bad as I suspect (and really, I hope it doesn’t but let’s at least be prepared, just in case) you may see situations in the grocery store or anywhere people are gathered, one person sneezes or sniffles and you could have assaults on those people. Especially if Ebola is lurking around.

Here’s some advice. Buy lots of hand sanitizer, buy a good mask as recommended by the CDC for each family member, stock up on food and supplies.

Look, don’t go whining about how you can’t afford to buy the food. Canned Chicken is just a buck or two. The Lipton rice or noodle mixes are a buck apiece. Instant mashed potatoes. Gravy mixes. Soups. Vitamins.

You can put together a real nice cache of food for less than a hundred dollars. And this time it might actually save your life. Yes, it might get boring after a while. Yes they aren’t the best primo foods. But they’ll keep you and your family alive for a long time. And that’s the point, isn’t it?

Mutating Ebola

140808152425-ebola-8-horizontal-galleryAs we mentioned sometime last week or something – really, the days just blend into each other these days – the Ebola virus is mutating and a second strain has appeared in an unrelated outbreak.

The expected final tally of dead is now 20,000. The UN and the World Health Organization has their collective panties in knots over this and the spread of the disease as well as the rate of infection. Maybe, just maybe it might be time to take some more serious action to prevent it’s spread. Like stopping airline flights, quarantines and some kind of containment of this.

They aren’t managing the outbreak. They’re reacting to it. And that is bad.

The Ebola outbreak in West Africa eventually could exceed 20,000 cases, more than six times as many as doctors know about now, the World Health Organization said Thursday. A new plan to stop Ebola by the U.N. health agency also assumes that in many hard-hit areas, the actual number of cases may be two to four times higher than is currently reported.

The agency published new figures saying that 1,552 people have died from the killer virus from among the 3,069 cases reported so far in Liberia, Sierra Leone, Guinea and Nigeria. At least 40 percent of the cases have been in just the last three weeks, the U.N. health agency said, adding that “the outbreak continues to accelerate.”

In Geneva, the agency also released a new plan for handling the Ebola crisis that aims to stop Ebola transmission in affected countries within six to nine months and prevent it from spreading internationally. Dr. Bruce Aylward, WHO’s assistant director-general, told reporters the plan would cost $489 million over the next nine months and require the assistance of 750 international workers and 12,000 national workers.

The 20,000 figure, he added, “is a scale that I think has not ever been anticipated in terms of an Ebola outbreak. That’s not saying we expect 20,000,” he added. “But we have got to have a system in place that we can deal with robust numbers.”
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At some point, it’s going to break free and spread world wide which will then qualify at your real doom. Not that pretend 2012, asteroid, sun spot killer, Planet X doom, but the real kind that makes you happy you happen to have that year’s worth of food in the basement. And all that ammo you bought before the feds started their buying sprees.

The rest of you that don’t, just slap your foreheads and say “Doh!” HOMER SIMPSON IMAGE

First, let’s look at the infection rate and dates with infections and deaths up to the 20,000 death expected date.

Average Death Rate: 0.611
Average Rate of Infection: 1.928

Mar, 2014 – Infected: 106 Dead: 65 ROI: 1.92
Apr, 2014 – Infected: 203 Dead: 124 ROI: 1.92
May, 2014 – Infected: 389 Dead: 238 ROI: 1.92
Jun, 2014 – Infected: 747 Dead: 457 ROI: 1.92
Jul, 2014 – Infected: 1,435 Dead: 877 ROI: 1.92
Aug, 2014 – Infected: 2,755 Dead: 1,684 ROI: 1.92
Sep, 2014 – Infected: 5,290 Dead: 3,234 ROI: 1.92
Oct, 2014 – Infected: 10,157 Dead: 6,209 ROI: 1.92
Nov, 2014 – Infected: 19,502 Dead: 11,921 ROI: 1.92
Dec, 2014 – Infected: 37,443 Dead: 22,889 ROI: 1.92

Original source of chart.

As you can see, the target date of December 2014 gives us the 20,000 number. The above chart is using the infection rate of 1.92. The original rate that we used was 1.62 – which as it turns out was way, way off.

And what is December besides having the day we celebrate the birth of Jesus and some other holidays? That’s right, the start of cold and flu season. .

The question at this point is whether or not the WHO actually has a handle on this.

My personal opinion is that they are once again underestimating this outbreak given the recent information that a SECOND more virulant strain has appeared.

“I declare an Ebola epidemic in the region of Djera, in the territory of Boende in the province of Equateur,” Reuters quotes Congo health minister Kabange Numbi saying on Sunday. But, he said, it appeared to be a different strain from the West African variety, which has hopped borders, forced quarantines from rural villages to overpopulated slums, and terrified a continent. “The epidemic has nothing to do with the one in West Africa,” the minister added.

A second Ebola front will further complicate international efforts to combat what has become an out-of-control outbreak in West Africa. On Sunday, it was unclear how many had died of Ebola in the northwestern province of the Democratic Republic of Congo.

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The second outbreak of a different strain has been confirmed.

Two dozen suspected Ebola cases have emerged hundreds of miles from West Africa in what health officials are calling a second “unrelated” outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

The virus has already killed more than 1,427 people in Liberia, Guinea, Sierra Leone and Nigeria, according to the World Health Organization. In fact, nearly half of all Ebola deaths recorded since the virus’s discovery in 1976 have occurred in the last five months, according to WHO data.

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In the end, we laypeople will have to rely on the professionals to somehow manage this outbreak of Ebola. We can second guess all we want but in the end, they are the science and medical experts.

After all, science is never wrong, is it?

The Franken Monster Returns!

Here’s a good one. Could Al Franken lose the mid term election? Apparently everyone has forgotten how he won it the first time around.

Repeated recounts until he won. Each time they disallowed a few more votes until, like magic, he won!

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You’re HOW Old?

How could this possibly be a problem? After all, every parent of a 10 year old girl wants them around adult male strangers from another country. All day long. All week long. On field trips. In the lunch room.

Trust in the government to know what’s best……trust……trust……you’re getting very sleeeeepy…….when you wake, all will be well.

The mayor of Lynn, Mass. says that some of the illegal aliens from Guatemala who are enrolled in her city’s public schools are adults with graying hair and “more wrinkles than I have.”

“They are not all children,” Judith Flanagan Kennedy told reporters at a press conference at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday.

“One of the things that we did notice when we were processing some of these students coming in was that they were adults,” she said.

She added that the federal government will not allow school officials to verify their ages, even though one of the students turned out to be 35 years old.

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Hey, We Need a False Flag Right Quick

If you wanted to drive a country to the brink of a civil war, this would be a great way to do it. I wonder. If we the people were to rise up against the machine, against all of this idiotic garbage these ass clowns in Washington, seeking redress from a government that ignores the constitution. I wonder if they would actually put us in “reeducation camps”. I wonder if the country could survive with so many of the people that pay the taxes that enable them to continue to give money away (and create it out of thin air).

I wonder.

Think about this, maybe ask some questions. Ask the people you know. If you have the gumption, ask strangers. How many people do you think actually want to give amnesty to 5 million illegal aliens?

Here’s my opinion. My wife was caught up in the start of the depression we’re in back in 2008. She still doesn’t have a job. There is nothing out there. Sure, she get the occasional $9 an hour temporary job here and there and we manage to make ends meet despite the DAMN EXTRA $400 A MONTH this stupid health care costs me.

There are a lot of people still out of work. Humiliated by having to go the the government for handouts. Driven down by what these people in Washington have done.

They’ve given up.

And now we’re supposed to make room for 5 + million illegal aliens as well? Where the hell are their jobs supposed to come from? I suppose they’ll just fall out of the sky.

So. My question is this. Where are the protesters? Well, they’re at the White House conducting their planned false flag protest so dear leader can throw up his hands and mutter something into the microphone about “The will of the people” and do his little amnesty thing over the labor day weekend.

More than 140 protesters, including Maryland Del. Ana Sol Gutierrez (D-Montgomery) and dozens of labor and immigrant leaders, were arrested Thursday outside the White House while staging a sit-down rally to demand protection from deportation for millions of illegal immigrants.

The demonstrators, representing more than 20 organizations, said the arrests were part of a civil disobedience campaign aimed at putting pressure on President Obama to enact broad leniency for illegal immigrant families and workers as part of his announced review of U.S. immigration policies.

Organizers said several hundred demonstrators sat down in front of the White House, chanting and hanging banners and flowers on the fence. About 145 people were then peacefully handcuffed by the U.S. Park Police and taken in vans and buses to a detention facility in Anacostia.

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